Friday, October 30, 2015

Six Spooky Riddles

Why wouldn’t the jet fighter pilot cross a black cat’s path?
Too risky.

Why won’t vampires steal silverware?
That would reflect badly on them.

Why do imps fly?
Because they take themselves lightly.

Why do witches always come in covens?
Because which witch is which?

Why can’t a ghost testify in court?
It’s not a material witness.

Why do skulls grin?
Wait and see.

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