Once upon a time a Shih Tzu ran up to a Great Dane and yapped, “I could bite you, bite you, bite you, bite you!”
The Great Dane looked down and woofed, “I could eat you. But let’s do neither, okay?”
The Shih Tzu yipped, “I win!” Then it spun around and trotted away at top speed.
The Great Dane sat down and grinned a great big doggy grin.
Moral: Talk is cheaper than action.