Public Service Announcement from the ASPCH:
the Alien Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humans:
Keep your Saucer Humans in the Saucer!
When saucer humans are allowed to wander away from the flying saucer, they are a danger to wildlife and themselves. Though humans are cute, clever, playful and affectionate companions in the saucer, outside the saucer they are wild beasts.
We have fitted free-range saucer humans with recording devices; these show shocking examples of predation, environmental damage, and self-exposure to dangers unknown to their cute little human minds.
Wild humans live only about 80 years, a well-fed and well-tended saucer human can live 200. So keep them in the saucer! Let them look out through the viewscreens, but keep them in! It’s better for them, and better for you, and better for the other wildlife!