My Name Mutations
A long time ago, when I still subscribed to science-fiction magazines, I got one from Analog addressed to Nathaniel Helbertian; and one from F&SF addressed to Nathaniel Helleretti.
I figure that a Helbertian is a quantum wave operator, and the Helleretti are a mischievious band of sprites.
On June 8, 2015, I got a letter from Mr. Rooter Plumber, addressed to Nat Hellasderm. I figure that hellasderm is Greek skin.