I work because I need the money.
I need the money because one must eat.
One must eat because bodies consume fuel.
Bodies consume fuel because cells can’t power themselves.
Cells can’t power themselves because there is no perpetual motion.
There is no perpetual motion because energy is conserved.
Energy is conserved because physical law is constant over time.
Physical law is constant over time because reality is eternal.
Reality is eternal because time is an illusion.
So I work because time is an illusion!