The Actually Existing Second Amendment
“An armed white populace being necessary for the survival of a racist state, the privilege of white people to bear arms shall not be infringed. This Amendment’s protection does not extend to other persons.”
Note that I call it the “privilege” of bearing arms; and also that I add a sentence explicitly excluding nonwhites from that privilege.
This satire is about the actual Second Amendment’s original intent: white supremacism. I write it as revelation and protest.