Starfleet Regulations
Prime Directive:
The Universe shall
not interfere with Starfleet.
Prime Excuse:
The aliens made me
do it.
Motto:
To boldly go where
angels fear to tread.
Dress Code:
Red shirts die!
Foreign Policy:
Let’s you and them
fight.
Domestic Policy:
You will be
tolerated. Resistance is futile.
Technical Problem:
Technobabble
pollutes subspace.
Secret Weapon:
Beam me outta
here!
Secret Shame:
Transporters
replicate redshirts.
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