What to say to an anonymous online troll

 What to say to an anonymous online troll

 

Q: Are anonymous online trolls ever wrong?

A: Never! - according to them.

Q: Why are anonymous trolls never wrong?

A: Because they are always wrong – according to everyone else.

Q: Will an anonymous troll say that this post is wrong?

A: That is 100% predictable.

 

Q: Why is it so easy to “own” a troll?

A: Because of supply and demand. No one wants them.

 

Q: How many anonymous trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None! They’d rather stay in the dark.

 

Q: How much is a troll’s word worth?

A: Its weight in gold.

 

Q: What makes trolls cry?

A: Knowing that they’re trolls.

Q: How do troll tears taste?

A: Trolls have no taste.

 

 

Shorter flame war:

 

Anonymous troll:

[posts odious rant full of lies, libels and slurs]

 

Person of Dignity and Honor:

Your anecdotes are cherry-picked, your statistics are false, and do you kiss your mother with a mouth that foul?

 

Anonymoid:

HA HA HA you [slur], you acknowledged my miserable existence so I WIN YOU LOSE!!1!!1! [Covers page with gushes of troll-tear emoticons]

 

PODAH:

Ew! Seek help, you need it.

 

Anonymoid:

HOW DARE you say that I’M triggered? YOU’RE triggered, not ME, you [slur]! Now I’ll have the last word, so AGAIN i WIN! Waddayah say to THAT? Huh? Huh? HUH?!

 

PODAH:

[serene silence]