Once upon a time, a Witch flew in through her front door, and there was her Familiar, sitting on the couch. The Familiar gave the Witch a fierce glare, and said, “This is my couch. Mine!”
The Witch said, “Oh. And what else?”
The Familiar said, “I’m a cat!”
“I know, dear. But cheer up, at least you aren’t a dog.”
Moral: Look on the bright side.