Titanic Vacation: entries 8 and 9

            Dear Diary:

            Today the Zeffycams visited a Yeti. He was living in a cave on K2, the mountain almost as tall as Everest. When we got there we saw a sign on the cave, saying THE YETI IS IN.

            We hovered outside the Yeti’s cave, and the Yeti said;
            “Come up! I teach! One question each!”
            Zweedrix asked the Yeti, “Why is the sky black?”
            The Yeti answered, “Because the Universe is expanding.”
            Fwee-bah asked the Yeti, “When did the wind shift?”
            The Yeti answered, “When a butterfly flapped its wings.”
            Jayadu asked the Yeti, “Which came first, dawn or dusk?”
            The Yeti answered, “A circle has no beginning.”
            Gazzik asked the Yeti, “Is light a wave or a particle?”
            The Yeti answered, “That depends on how you look at it.”
            I asked the Yeti, “Is there intelligent life in the universe?”
            The Yeti answered, “How would you know?”

                        Yours, Sogwa

            Dear Diary:

            Back at camp. I’m so tired  I could sleep a week too.

                        Yours, Sogwa