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To: Mitt Romney
From: Human Resources Department
Re: Tax Disclosure
Dear Mr. Romney:
Be advised that thorough financial disclosure is a precondition for employment in the position that you seek. We will also require a medical examination, a drug test, and at least two references; specifically from the State of Massachusetts and from Bain Capital. We know that you worked there, and we need to know what you did there.
Please respond soonest. Compliance is not optional.
Human Resources Department