Friday, July 20, 2012

Human Resources Department to Mitt Romney

I interrupt this blogging of Retrodictions to bring you a letter to Mitt Romney, persumptive Republican candidate for President, from the Human Resources Department, regarding his refusal to show his tax returns to his possibly-future employers.

Blogging of Retrodictions will resume Monday.

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To: Mitt Romney
From: Human Resources Department
Re: Tax Disclosure

Dear Mr. Romney:

Be advised that thorough financial disclosure is a precondition for employment in the position that you seek. We will also require a medical examination, a drug test, and at least two references; specifically from the State of Massachusetts and from Bain Capital. We know that you worked there, and we need to know what you did there.

Please respond soonest. Compliance is not optional.

Signed,
Human Resources Department

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