A bovine needle prevents disease;expires a fire more dire than war;
your body’s on guard, your mind’s at ease
yet the Porcelain Throne saves even more.
Commentary by Brother Quark:This is a tribute to our holy Pope’s Swiss Guards; and of course the Papacy itself (see below).
Commentary by N. Hellerstein:This is about vaccination, with a shout-out to sanitation (see below).