The Hot Bath
Once upon a time, Abram drew a hot soapy bath for his young son Moishe. He grabbed the lad, picked him up, and plunked him in the bath.
Moishe yelled “Oy!” Then he sighed “Ahh…”
Abram thought a moment. Then he told his son, “Moishe, taking a hot bath is the exact opposite of committing a sin. When you take a hot bath, first you yell Oy, and then you say Ahh. But when you commit a sin, first you say Ahh, and then you yell Oy!”
Moral: Suffer now and avoid the rush.