Ahmed Mohamed’s Clock
One fine day, a high-school freshman brought his clock to school. He showed off his clock; many admired it, but one teacher got so scared by his clock that she called the cops. They called his clock a bomb, though they knew that it wasn’t going to go off. They arrested him anyhow, for reasons obscure even to them. Why be scared of a clock?
I’ll tell you why. Whenever I read the above paragraph, my filthy, filthy mind keeps dropping the letter L from “clock”!