Once upon a time an Experimental Goeticist at the Institute for Advanced Theurgic Research rushed up to a colleague of his, a Theoretical Goeticist.
The Experimentalist said, “We’ve just gotten results from the Large Rotary Amulet! It’s confirmed to five standard deviations! Aleph is greater than Bet!”
The Theorist said, “That’s easy to explain. Odylic force spontaneously generates a chi transluxion, which – ”
“ – I’m sorry!” the Experimentalist interrupted. “I was so excited that I misspoke! Really I meant to say: Bet is greater than Aleph!”
The Theorist said, “That’s even easier to explain. You see, eloptic radiation remesmerizes the orgone cabala…”
Moral: Explanation is easy.