Yes, Poetry! Strange visitor of this strange planet,
Poetry possesses powers and abilities
far beyond those of mortal men.
Poetry can change the course of mighty rivers,
and bend steel with the bare facts!
Poetry is faster than a speeding bullet,
more powerful than a locomotive,
able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!
Poetry fights a never-ending battle
for truth, justice and liberty;
And best of all, Poetry
is disguised as a simple reporter.