Monday, March 5, 2018

Do You Believe In Bullshit?



Do You Believe In Bullshit?
(to the tune of “Do You Believe In Magic?”, by the Lovin’ Spoonful)


Do you believe in bullshit?
It’s the darkest art
How confusion can freeze you
whenever it starts
and it’s bulll-shit
if the message is cheery
and makes you feel groovy
like you’re Timothy Leary
I’ll tell you ‘bout the bullshit, it’ll blow your mind
but it’s like tryin’ to teach a seer ‘bout being bli-ii-ind

If you believe in bullshit
don’t bother to choose
if it’s right-wing whingin’ or postmodern blues
just go listen to them whine for awhile
then wipe off your face any trace of a smile
Your head starts spinnin’ and you can’t seem to find
how they got you there, so turn off your mii-ind
when you believe in bullshit

If you believe in bullshit
then come follow me
I’ll rant on and on ‘til you think that I’m free
and maybe, if my rhetoric’s right
you’ll give me your money
and join in my fight
So do my biddin’, baby, then you will see
how the boodle’s in the bullshit and the bullshit’s in me!
Yeah!
Do you believe in bullshit?
Yeah!
Believe in the bullshit of a plausible line
Believe in the bullshit ‘cause you’re feelin’ so fine
Believe in the bullshit that’ll make your mind mii-ine!
Talkin’ about bullshit, believe, my God
Do you believe in bullshit, believe, my God
Do you believe in bullshit, believe, my God
Do you believe in bullshit?

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