Lincoln and Jackson Swap Parties
Dateline, Washington DC: In a joint statement, Andrew Jackson, seventh president, and Abraham Lincoln, sixteenth president, announced that they have exchanged political parties.
Andrew Jackson, former Democrat, now a Republican, expressed disgust at the present Democratic party’s kowtowing towards social-justice-warrior snowflake wimps. He said that he is proud to join the party of real Americans. Then he donned a MAGA hat.
Abraham Lincoln, former Republican, now a Democrat, expressed dismay at the moral and mental decline of the Republican party. He said that he has faith that truth and justice will prevail. Then he took a knee while the anthem played.