From the Liar: Sunblocks Ranked

        From the Annals of “The National Liar”:

        Sunblocks Ranked

         Ranking types of sunblock, in increasing order of effectiveness:

         rating 0:  A bottle full of chemical goop.

         rating 1:  loose-fitting, cool, all-covering clothes

         rating 2:  shade tree or shade forest

         rating 3:  overcast weather

         rating 4:  a floor, 4 walls, and a ceiling

         rating 5:  winter

         rating 6:  night