Job Interview; an Underfable

     Job Interview

     an Underfable

      Once upon a time, a troupe of unemployed gods sought work in the city of dreams.

      The masses listened to them and said, "You are all true."

      The philosophers argued with them and said, "You are all false."

      The magistrates haggled with them and said, "You are all useful."

      So the gods set up shop, and business was brisk.

     Moral: Give the customers what they want.