Sunday, January 29, 2017

Interruption: On the Land of Alternative Facts

          On the Land of Alternative Facts

          Kellyanne Conway recently stood up for “alternative facts”, and her boss, Donald Trump, stands with her and doubles down. So what do I make of alternative facts? Well...

As an amateur fantasy writer, I like to imagine perfect places for things. Now let’s imagine the perfect place for alternative facts, and their tellers. The place is perfect for alternative facts because it too is an alternative fact. It’s a myth, a fable, an imaginary realm honored in story and song. Legend calls it the home of many remarkable individuals. Conway and Trump would fit right in. It’s a fiction, it’s metaphor, it’s a lie, but sincere. I don’t take it literally, but I do take it seriously. It’s impolite to utter the place’s name, so for now let’s call it the Land of Alternative Facts.

In the Land of Alternative Facts, alternative facts rule because facts are stupid things. Gaslighting makes sense there because the whole place is gas-lit. It’s a fantasy world where exaggeration is accurate, hyperbole is truthful, inconvenient truths are inoperative, the ruling class creates reality, and up is down upon command. In that legendary realm, everything is negotiable. Folly is wisdom, war is peace, poverty is wealth, slavery is freedom, and above all, lies are truth.

By now you’ve probably figured out some other names for the Land of Alternative Facts. Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump belong there; they deserve it; for although it doesn’t really exist, still if it did exist then they’d happier there than they are here. It’s their kind of place. And many would be happy if they went there.

So they should go there. They should go straight there. And they should take their alternative facts with them.

Postscript: On Alt

“Alternative facts” shortens to “alt-facts”; this, with alt-right, suggests “alt” as a new prefix.

I propose that it means ‘fraudulent’ or ‘bogus’. Thus the alt-right tells alt-facts about Trump’s alt-majority, and cites alt-statistics for his alt-promises and alt-policies.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Interruption: Impeach Trump signs

Interruption: Bill of Particulars against Donald Trump

Bill of Particulars against Donald Trump


A. Donald Trump is a conman.
B. Donald Trump is a misogynist.
C. Donald Trump is a bigot.
D. Donald Trump is a racist.
E. Donald Trump is a swindler.
F. Donald Trump is a pathological liar.
G. Donald Trump is a double-dealing crook.
H. Donald Trump is a serial bankrupt.
I. Donald Trump is a serial sexual assailant.
J. Donald Trump is a braggart and a bully.
K. Donald Trump is a vindictive loser and a sore winner.
L. Donald Trump is a functional illiterate with a short attention span.
M. Donald Trump breaks deals, fakes deals, botches deals and self-deals.
N. Donald Trump meets the diagnostic criteria for narcissism.
O. Donald Trump meets the diagnostic criteria for sociopathy.
P. Donald Trump displays contempt for facts and reason.
Q. Donald Trump lies to himself, to better lie to you.
R. Donald Trump has no honor. His word is worthless.
S. Donald Trump is arrogant, impulsive and incompetent.
T. Donald Trump spreads failure and chaos.
U. Donald Trump is unprincipled, autocratic and a friend of autocrats.
V. Donald Trump is deep in debt, and in thrall, to foreign powers.
W. Donald Trump conspired with a foreign autocrat to subvert a Presidential election.
X. Donald Trump owns a global business empire, run by his children in a transparently unblind trust; so since taking office, he has had conflicts of interest that span the globe.
Y. Donald Trump has refused to end his Trump Old Post Office Hotel lease; so since taking office, he has been in violation of Federal law.
Z. Donald Trump is openly receiving financial favors from foreign leaders; so since taking office, he has been in violation of the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. (Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8.)

Therefore be it resolved:

That Donald J. Trump is unfit to be President of the United States, and must be removed from that office.

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