Shocked Bot
Once upon a time a Nun and a Bot met Saint Peter at Heaven’s
gate. Peter showed them both a picture of
Jesus crucified.
The Bot said, “That image contains shocking, sensational
and excessively violent content.”
Saint Peter said, “You are as innocent as a dove. And you?”
The Nun shrugged. “I’ve seen that icon countless times.”
Saint Peter said, “You are as wise as a serpent. But
neither of you is ready for Heaven. You both need rounding out. Therefore you,”
he said to the Bot, “shall now return to Earth and live four-score years as a Nun;
and you,” he said to the Nun, “shall now return to Earth and exist four-score months
as a Bot.”
He pulled a lever, and both fell down through trap doors.
Moral: Don’t get too jaded.
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