Ghost Girls

 Ghost Girls        

Sat, Feb 13, 2010 6:30 pm

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Dear Leslie Fish:

 

"Where do you get your ideas?" Ha! My problem is; where do I get rid of my ideas? Here to follow is yet another excess story idea of mine, within my reach but not my grasp. I tell this to you because I had to tell someone.

 

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 So, the title of this tale is "Ghost Girls". It's a Bollywood-style musical. The setting is a Chinese village, whose boys outnumber the girls by seven; that being the number who were aborted; for abortion was sex-selective in that village.

 Our story starts on the village green, where the boys and girls line up for a dance. Seven of those girls are dressed in filmy white; the Ghost Girls, unseen by most of the characters most of the time. The seven Ghost Girls explain that they had never been born, and they sing "Wasn't I Good Enough?"

There's a big dance number. The boys and girls pair up, leaving seven boys unmatched. They sing "Lorn Boys".

Two of the Lorn Boys sing "Forbidden Love". They approach each other and embrace; meanwhile two of the Ghost Girls dance with each other. The villagers jeer and revile the two Lorn Boys, so they leave the village, for the city. The two Ghost Girls leave with them.

 A Lorn Boy, dressed in monk's outfit, sweeps the stage, singing of meditation and self-denial. A Ghost Girl sweeps the stage alongside him. They sing a duet; "What Might Have Been".

 A Lorn Boy, bottle in hand, staggers around and falls over; a Ghost Girl stokes his head and sings "I Wasn't There."

"But Not Me" is a duet. A Lorn Boy, gun in hand, swaggers around and raps about how he scares everybody. A Ghost Girl retorts, "But you wouldn't have scared me." The Lorn Boy rages around the stage, robs two Parents, and boasts that he has everything he wants, but the Ghost Girl sings, "But you don't have me." He brags that he'll go to the city now, where he'll have dozens of women, but the Ghost Girl sings, "But none will be me." They leave.

On stage we see the last unattached girl - the plainest one in the village - and three unattached boys; her suitors. They plead their cases; one is rich, the second is smart, the third is handsome. She, at first wary, says she likes them all; the suitors press their case; with rising self-confidence, she sings "At Last I'm In Control". She leads her suitors and the Ghost Girls in a triumphant procession around the stage; the Ghost Girls set her on a throne and give her a crown, while her suitors grovel at her feet.

Meanwhile the Plain Girl's Parents are in a double quandary. It was they whom the Hoodlum had robbed; and he took their plain daughter's dowry. How are they to marry her off now? They can't afford it; for marrying off a girl is expensive. They sing, "Like A Fire In The House." To make things worse, the wife is pregnant again, and with another girl. The Parents ask, how can we afford another child, let alone a girl? The Ghost Girls, seeing this, sing "That's Why We Aren't Here".

The Unborn Girl steps forth. She is dressed in filmy blue, and she never strays far from her mother. She sings "To Be Or Not To Be".

The Plain Girl sees her Parents' distress, and says she has a solution. She sings a song titled, "Market Forces". Its lyrics include "Supply and demand, production and price!"  So they call forth the six parents of the three suitors, and demand a Reverse Dowry; that is, that the girl's parents _be_ paid, rather than _pay_. At first the Six Parents are outraged, but then they start outbidding each other, to the tune of "Market Forces".

The rich boy's parents win the auction, and the other two boys vow to go to the city, or even overseas where perhaps they can find a wife. But their parents sing, "Trouble Coming".

The Unborn Girl steps forth and stands silently while the rest of the cast sings "To Be Or Not To Be".

 Curtain.

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There, that's it. Let some rich pro-lifer, or some wealthy feminist, with ties to Bollywood and China, make this show! Or not, I don't care; it has something in it to offend everyone! I am done now.

 

 

- Nathaniel