Super-Retort
Once upon a time, Captain Blue was flying towards Big Boss’s mansion, to attend a big dinner-party. He looked down and he saw Working Joe, standing in a muddy ditch, using his heat-vision on a sewer line.
Captain Blue called down from the sky, “Why are you welding that sewer line?”
Working Joe called back to the sky, “I need the money!”
Captain Blue jeered, “Poor Working Joe! If only you knew how to flatter Big Boss, then you wouldn’t have to weld sewer lines!”
Working Joe retorted, “Poor Captain Blue! If only you knew how to weld sewer lines, then you wouldn’t have to flatter Big Boss!”
Moral: Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.
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