Two
Proofs
Once
upon a time, the Ground of Being said unto Jesus-on-a-Taco, “Am I or am I not?
That is the question. For if I am, then being is grounded within being, and so not
grounded at all; whereas if I am not, then again being is ungrounded. But I am
the Ground of Being; therefore I neither am nor am not. That’s Logic.”
Jesus-on-a-Taco
retorted, “What use have the People for Logic? I may not be rigorous, but at least
I’m edible!”
A Preacher
overheard this, and said to himself, “Good, now I have two proofs.”
Moral:
To the philosophers, God is false; to the
believers, God is true; and to the magistrates, God is useful.
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