Bright and the Beast
Once
upon a time a Merchant was passing through a dark forest, when he was captured
by a Beast. The Beast said, “For ransom you must promise me your daughter for a
wife.”
The Merchant
said, “My daughter Bright is not a trophy to barter. She is her own woman, and
she’ll marry whom she will. Besides, she’s the plainest lady in the land, and
she can’t stand men. So do what you will to me, Beast, but speak no more
nonsense!”
The
Beast roared at the Merchant, and chased him out of the forest. The Merchant ran
back to his mansion; panting, he told Bright what happened. She groomed his
hair, and in it she found a thistle glowing bright blue. “A tracking device,”
she said. “He followed you home!”
Bright
looked forth from the tower window, and out on the lawn stood the Beast. They gazed
at each other. It was annoyance at first sight. Bright called down, “Go away,
Beast! For the gate is guarded by a magical Spirit.”
The
Beast bragged, “I am more magical than a Spirit!” He advanced, the Spirit appeared,
and they did battle. The Beast knew six efficient combat spells, but the Spirit
knew one more, and it would have incinerated him, but Bright dismissed it at
the last moment.
“Oh,
what am I to do with you?” Bright fretted. “Turn back, Beast, for the gate is clamped
shut by a Steam Engine.”
The
Beast bragged, “I am stronger than a Steam Engine!” He pulled at the gate with
six tons of force, and he squeezed halfway through, but the Steam Engine pulled
one ton harder, and it would have crushed him, but Bright shut it down at the
last moment.
“Oh,
what am I to do with you?” Bright fretted. “Save yourself, Beast, for the
courtyard is patrolled by a pack of attack dogs!”
The Beast bragged, “I am
braver than a pack of attack dogs!” He fiercely fought off six vicious dogs,
but one more joined in, and they would have torn him apart, but Bright called
them off at the last moment.
She said to the dogs, “My Beast. Mine!” Then she cast a spell to heal his bites and bruises and burns.
The Beast followed Bright
to her bedroom and he laid his head upon her lap. Bright stroked his furry
forehead and she fretted, “Oh, what am I to do with you?” She said to the dogs, “My Beast. Mine!” Then she cast a spell to heal his bites and bruises and burns.
“Marry me,” he said; so
she kissed his wet nose.
Just then the Merchant
cleared his throat. He offered them a magic potion, which a Fairy had just sold
to him, that would turn her into a Beauty, and him into a handsome Prince.
But Bright said, “No; for
if I were a famous Beauty, then the Beast would be jealous and possessive of
me.”
And the Beast said, “No;
for if I were a puny Prince, then Bright would not be jealous and possessive of me.”
So they married just as
they were, though their wedding was the scandal of the season. The guests all wondered
what they saw in each other; and when the preacher said ‘you may now kiss the
bride’, he licked her.
Bright bore the Beast seven
children, each as bright and beastly as their parents; and they all lived
fretfully ever after.
Moral: Love people just
as they are.
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