Wonderful
Once upon a time, Working Joe was walking down the street,
minding his own business, when suddenly –
ZOT!
–
there was a bolt from the blue, and Working Joe was face-to-face with a
Superhero.
The
Superhero said, “Hi there! I’m Captain Wonderful!”
Working
Joe said, “How are you, Captain?”
“Wonderful!”
said the Superhero. He flexed his biceps. “I love my job, my life and myself!”
Working
Joe asked Captain Wonderful, “What is your job?”
Captain
Wonderful said, “I go around the world, giving people a diabolically subtle
test to determine which ones are good, and which ones are ee-vil!”
“And
when people are good?”
“I
say they pass!”
“And
when people are evil?”
“I
pummel them with my fists!”
“Why,
that’s terrible!”
“You
pass!”
ZOT!
And
Captain Wonderful was gone.
Moral:
This
moral is false.
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