Under Control
Once upon a time, a Sexual Moralist crept up toward the
goddess Aphrodite while she slept. He slapped handcuffs onto the love-goddess,
her left hand to his right hand, her right hand to his left hand.
The goddess awoke. She looked down, and she cooed, “Ooo, bondage! How kinky!” She rose to her full height; and as he dangled high in the
air, she willed that there be chains leading from her hands to his feet, his back,
his head, his buttocks and his man-part.
Aphrodite
made him dance a merry jig, and she exclaimed, “What a clever little puppet!”
Moral:
To control is to be under control.
Comment: I wrote this Underfable after contemplating the
spectacle of sexual moralism, which cycles from puritanism to libertinism and
back and forth and back again; an oscillation endowed with a passionate energy
suspiciously similar to the sexual act itself.
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