Sunday, April 26, 2020

Trump at Delphi


     Trump at Delphi


          Donald Trump visited the Oracle at Delphi. He gave her a hundred and forty-four gold-plated lead trophies for golf cheating, two used wedding rings, and an IOU for twenty-three million dollars. He then asked her, “Who will win in November?”

          She answered, “If there is a fair election, then there will be a landslide, and a great party will be destroyed.”

          Trump left her, smiling, for he had forgotten to ask her which way the landslide will go.

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