The Weird Old Witches

          The Weird Old Witches

          To the tune of, “We’re the I.W.W.” by Leslie Fish

 

          Chorus:

We’re still weird, we’re still weird;

82 our years and more, and we’re still weird.

 

The Grand Inquisitor is gone; we’re still weird

Crusading kings have too passed on; we’re still weird

          (Chorus.)

 

Not so young as we used to be; but we’re still weird

Still out to getcha, wait and see; we’re still weird

          (Chorus.)

 

We have skills the poor can use; we’re still weird

We will teach them where we choose; we’re still weird

          (Chorus.)

 

War and peace have come and gone; we’re still weird

Still just keep on keeping on; we’re still weird

          (Chorus.)

 

We’re the W.O.W.; we’re still weird

And to this day we trouble you; we’re still weird

          (Chorus.)

 

Time has made us hard to kill; we’re still weird

Through all things, surviving still; we’re still weird

          (Chorus.)