Showing posts with label religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label religion. Show all posts

Monday, September 14, 2026

Eve Did Nothing Wrong

           Eve Did Nothing Wrong

 

Eve did nothing wrong. The Apple gave knowledge of good and evil; that means moral choice, which means free will. Eve chose to choose. She grew up! Adam followed her, for love. If free will and love are wrong, then there is no right, and there is no wrong. But I say there is, and Eve did the right thing.

          Even Yahweh looks good, in this reading of the legend. The breeding pair had attained mental and sexual maturity, so he released them into the wild. That’s competent wildlife management.

          Eve did nothing wrong, and she was not punished. She and Adam wanted to know what was good about the world, and what was evil, so Yahweh told them personally. Eve, sex will frighten you. Adam, you’ve got to work for a living. Both of you, you’re going to die. That was the bad news. The good news was: see that gate over there? It’s open now! You’re free to go!

          And as for Eve’s suffering: that’s not a sign of sin, that’s a sign of sainthood. Ask any mother if mothers are saints. The polite ones will smile and lie; but watch out, the honest ones might give you an earful.

          So blessed be Saint Eve, the Mother of Choice!

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Eve Did Nothing Wrong

           Eve Did Nothing Wrong

 

Eve did nothing wrong. The Apple gave knowledge of good and evil; that means moral choice, which means free will. Eve chose to choose. She grew up! Adam followed her, for love. If free will and love are wrong, then there is no right, and there is no wrong. But I say there is, and Eve did the right thing.

          Even Yahweh looks good, in this reading of the legend. The breeding pair had attained mental and sexual maturity, so he released them into the wild. That’s competent wildlife management.

          Eve did nothing wrong, and she was not punished. She and Adam wanted to know what was good about the world, and what was evil, so Yahweh told them personally. Eve, sex will frighten you. Adam, you’ve got to work for a living. Both of you, you’re going to die. That was the bad news. The good news was: see that gate over there? It’s open now! You’re free to go!

          And as for Eve’s suffering: that’s not a sign of sin, that’s a sign of sainthood. Ask any mother if mothers are saints. The polite ones will smile and lie; but watch out, the honest ones might give you an earful.

          So blessed be Saint Eve, the Mother of Choice!

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Coping Strategy

          Coping Strategy

 

          I have given up on immortality and will settle for reproducibility.

Thursday, May 7, 2026

Mome Declares Himself Fallible

Mome Declares Himself Fallible

 

 

          Nome, Alaska  -  In a surprise announcement yesterday, J.R.”Bob” Dobbs, Mome of the Noman Particular Church, proclaimed the doctrine of Momal Fallibility.

          “What, me infallible?” the Mome snarked. “Of course Momes can make mistakes. In fact we’ve made some big ones. Just judge for yourself.”

          Sources high in the Noman Particular Church said that they adopted this doctrine because they needed more wiggle room. “We’ve painted ourselves into a corner. It’s high time we ‘fessed up,” said Ordinal Maustinger, the Mome’s most trusted advisor. “His Holiness has made a bad call lately, and he needs a face-saving way to back out of the mess.”

          The ‘bad call’ referred to is the infamous Elvis Clone debacle. “His Holiness sure dropped the ball there,” Maustinger confided. “We never made sure that that hanky was really one of Elvis’s; or if the genetic material found there was his; or even how that genetic material got there in the first place. But ‘Bob’ insisted on cloning, so we went ahead; after all, he’s the Mome. And the result? Well, let’s just say that the clone we grew didn’t see things our way. Put it all together, and it spells M-I-S-T-A-K-E.”

          “I am a man, mortal and therefore sinful,” the Mome confessed to the world. “I say I am fallible, and I say so ex cathedra. My judgement is not perfect; to claim otherwise is the sin of intellectual pride. Only God is free from all error – and sometimes I wonder about Him.”

 

         

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

"Alternate Jesus"

      Review of Imaginary Book:

     “Alternate Jesus”

 

 

          Every so often there comes along a book which shakes the world. Such books incite revolutions, topple empires, destroy religions, spread mass insanity, and spark genocidal wars. Fortunately, “Alternate Jesus” is not such a book.

          In “Alternate Jesus”, the author asks, what if Jesus of Nazareth had never been crucified?  How would history have been different? The author gives us two answers; two “alternate worlds” in which Jesus lived. Unfortunately, only one of those answers is convincing to this reviewer.

          The book has two parts: “In This Sign Conquer”, and “What is Truth?” In Part One, Jesus seizes control of his environment by secular means; in Part Two, Jesus takes a more spiritual approach. Part One is all too convincing, for its message is “power corrupts”. Part Two is mystical, not dramatic. It teaches that “truth shall set you free”, but it deliberately does not tell us what truth is.

          “In This Sign Conquer” starts in the city of Rome, where King Jesus had just successfully concluded his Crusade Against Empire. With the defeated Roman Empire at the mercy of his Zealots, he proclaims himself Prophet, Messiah, and God-Emperor of the World. “That was his high point,” the chronicler wryly comments. We then see Emperor Jesus play out, within his reign, the entire history of the medieval Church, including censorship, repression, fanaticism, fraud, corruption, witch-hunts, wars and genocides. It ends with Emperor Jesus’s death and the collapse of his tyrannical theocracy.

          “What is Truth?” shows Jesus as an old man, teaching Torah to his students – among whom we find the Roman Ambassador to Judea. The story is a dialog between the old Rabbi and his students, friends and rivals; they ask each other what truth is. In a style similar to Plato’s dialogs, Jesus draws from all participants their own ideas as to the nature of truth; and in return the students draw out his own views. This part of the book is lyrical, philosophical and mystical – and for those reasons lacks the spectacular drama of Part One.

          The book, as a whole, lacks balance. “In This Sign Conquer” is a critique of the historic Christian Church; and as such, all too effective. After such an indictment one would expect praise of equal power, but “What is Truth?” seems thin in comparison. It is more for poets, priests and philosophers than for the rest of us.

          The difficulty is partly due to the nature of the subject. It is easy to write political protest for the masses, but far less easy to present ecstatic mystical liberation theology in terms that relate to the average reader’s everyday life. Neither Dante nor Milton could describe their Heavens as vividly as their Hells. This difficulty is compounded in a secular age such as ours.

          Another difficulty is due to the nature of history. “Alternate Jesus” is an alternate-worlds story, subject to the epistemological limits of such a narrative. We of this world-line can visualize the world-line of “In This Sign Conquer” because it is a lesser line than ours; it contains less information. The opposite is true for the world-line of “What is Truth?”; it is a greater world than our own, one of higher content, and for this reason we cannot know it fully.

          God-emperors have risen and fallen many times; there is nothing new in that old story. But in our world, Jesus died young, so we do not know what he would have taught, had he lived to old age. For this reason, “What is Truth?” falls short; it ends with mystery; one must fill in details for oneself. It ends with silence, as “In This Sign Conquer” ends with noise; and in both cases we see reflected the tragedy of our own world-line’s Jesus, who died before he could tell us all that he had to say.

 

 

 

Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Logistics Decide

     Logistics Decide

 

Legend states that there is a war between good and evil. Standard military doctrine teaches that wars are decided by at least these three factors: tactics, strategy, and logistics. Evil always has a tactical advantage, for it can break norms without consequence; and good always has a strategic advantage, for its norms are for the good of all. Therefore the fight is decided by logistics; that is, reason. The better-planned of good and evil will win.

In this case, Trump is a felon, but fortunately he is also a fool. He will do his worst. Let us do our best.

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Heroic Eve

           Heroic Eve

 

          In this fairy-tale critique I propose that Eve did the right thing. I admit that I cannot prove this, but I have faith.

          I refer to Eve from the Book of Genesis, as understood by popular thought in Western culture. Here I take the legend on its own terms, as befits fairy-tale critique; but I myself do not read the tale literally.

          To me Genesis is a fairy tale, but I don’t mind; I’ve written fairy tales myself. A fairy tale is a lie that tells a deeper truth. This distinguishes it from propaganda, which is a lie that tells a deeper lie. So a fairy tale differs from propaganda by how the reader takes the tale.

          The deeper lie in the common reading of Genesis is that Eve did something wrong, in fact did everything wrong. If she had not disobeyed Yahweh and eaten the Apple, then she and Adam would not have been expelled from Paradise; nor would there be any evil in the world; and therefore disobedient Eve is responsible for all sin.

          To which I reply; if she is responsible for all sin, then she is also responsible for all virtue. She did not eat an Apple of Evil; she ate the Apple of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Such knowledge implies moral choice; so this was also the Tree of Choice.

          It is true that the Apple gave her, and Adam, and their descendants, the capacity for evil; but it also gave them the capacity for good, and the freedom to choose between them. Eve partook of none other than the Liberty Tree, whose mind-opening fruit is Wisdom.

But alas, wisdom can be bitter. Eve and Adam heard some bitter wisdom right away, from Yahweh himself, about the oppression of women by men, the oppression of men by labor, and the oppression of all by death. This passage is commonly read as a punishment: I read it as warning and initiation. The truth will set you free, but first it will hurt.

For then Yahweh set them free! Or expelled them, as a mother expels a baby from her womb. Eve and Adam were growing up, they were acting out, they were a breeding pair, it was time to release them into the wild. Yahweh was practicing sound wildlife management.

          And as for Eve; what courage! What initiative! What gumption! She took a risk; how brave! It was for freedom; how spirited! For love, she shared her knowledge; how noble! And Adam accepted; how sweet!

          And she suffered for this. Is that not martyrdom? Ask any daughter of Eve if Eve and her daughters are not martyrs!

So blessed be Eve! She suffered for the good of all!

          Or did she? Can I be sure that she did the right thing? For it was the sense of right and wrong itself that (according to the tale) was what she stole. Is the human sense of right and wrong itself right?

          But how am I to decide such a question? With my human sense of right and wrong? That would be circular logic, which proves nothing. Therefore I speculate that no-one can prove that the human sense of right-and-wrong is itself right. Morality is inherently dubious.

          I call this the “conjecture of inherent doubt”, which I distinguish from the “doctrine of original sin” so central to the popular, propagandistic, reading of Genesis. The doctrine of original sin is like the scolding of an irritated moralist; it is sure that Eve did the wrong thing. The conjecture of inherent doubt is like the questioning of a perplexed philosopher; it is not sure that Eve did the right thing.

          Are we in the right? That is; is the human moral judgement itself justified? Should we know good from evil?

          The doctrine of original sin says no! It claims that without that knowledge, we would be innocent. To this I reply that ignorance is not innocence. Ignorance of the Law is no excuse. 

          For suppose that the doctrine of original sin is false, and we ought to know right from wrong. Then the doctrine would not just be wrong; it would be a grave mental disorder, for it denounces moral knowledge itself. Now suppose that the doctrine is true; then it would itself be moral knowledge, which is what it denounces!

          Therefore the doctrine of original sin is either insane or hypocritical. Either way it is a sin.

          Now consider the conjecture of inherent doubt; that you cannot prove the rightness of our sense of rightness. Suppose that the conjecture is false; that in fact you can prove the rightness of our rightness. Then the conjecture would be an error that’s corrected by the proof. Now suppose that the conjecture is true; then it would be moral knowledge which you can’t prove; hence a revelation.

          Therefore the conjecture of inherent doubt is either a correctable error or it’s a revelation. Either way it is forgivable.

          I cannot tell if the doctrine or the conjecture is true; but I must choose; so I must wager. Of the two bets, the conjecture of inherent doubt seems (to my possibly-flawed judgement) to be the better bet.

          And so I say that Eve did the right thing, even though I cannot prove it! But I have faith.

Therefore I praise and honor Eve, for her courage, her curiosity and her hard-won wisdom. I also praise and honor her daughters.

          Thus I end this fairy-tale critique.

 

 

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

The Virtue of Mystery

 

The Virtue of Mystery

 

 

It’s good that there’s no proof of the existence of God. Any god whose existence can be rigorously proven will be rigorously described, then analyzed, then predicted, then controlled, then bought and sold. All theocracies are attempts to do such buying and selling. But any god worthy of the name is free; therefore no god worthy of the name can be proven to exist.