Kantian
Troikas
We can turn Kant’s Four
Antinomies into voter’s paradoxes, thus:
A. Antinomy of Time:
Limited or infinite?
Moe says that time is linear,
bounded, and finite:
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Larry says that time is linear,
unbounded, and infinite:
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Curly says that time is circular,
unbounded, and finite:
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2/3 (ML) say: time is linear.
2/3 (LK) say: time is unbounded
(i.e. has no beginning nor end).
2/3 (KM) say: time is finite.
B. Antinomy of Atomism: Ultimate mechanism or
none?
Moe, a Reductionist, says that
all things are made of simple parts, and can be fully explained in terms of
their parts;
Larry, a Holist, says that all
things are made of simple parts, but that some things cannot be fully explained
in terms of their parts;
Curly, a Chaoticist, says that
all things can be fully explained in terms of their parts, but that some things
have only composite parts.
2/3 (M&L) say: all things are
made of simple parts;
2/3 (K&M) say: all things can
be fully explained in terms of their parts;
2/3 (L&K) say: some things
cannot be fully explained in terms of simple parts.
That is, all wholes have simple
parts; all wholes are the sum of their parts; yet some wholes are not the sum
of simple parts!
C. Antinomy of Freedom: Free or not?
Curly, a medieval
Supernaturalist, says that not all phenomena are governed by the laws of
nature, which are deterministic;
Moe, a modern Mechanist, says
that all phenonema are governed by the laws of nature, which are deterministic;
Larry, a postmodern Quantumist,
says that all phenonema are governed by the laws of nature, which are not
deterministic.
2/3 (M&L) say: all phenonema
are governed by the laws of nature;
2/3 (K&M) say: the laws of
nature are deterministic;
2/3 (L&K) say: not all
phenomena are pre‑determined.
So all is natural, nature is predictable,
yet not all is predictable!
D. Antinomy of God: Exists or not?
Moe says there is no God either
within or beyond this world;
Larry says that God exists, but
only within this world;
Curly says that God exists, but
only beyond this world.
2/3 (M&L) say: there is no
God beyond this world;
2/3 (K&M) say: there is no
God within this world;
2/3 (L&K) say: there is a
God.
Between immanence, transcendence,
and nonexistence, God gives the Stooges the slip!
Here is a similar
“Existentialist” troika:
2/3 (M&L) say: life has no meaning beyond itself;
2/3 (K&M) say: life has no
meaning within itself;
2/3 (L&K) say: life has
meaning.
Exercise for the reader: figure out each Stooge’s
life-philosophy.
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