The Liberators
An Underfable
Once upon a time,
a Backwoods Meth Gang needed money to buy guns, and guns to rob money. How to
start the cycle?
Carrot-Top, the
youngest and hippest of the hoodlums, proposed that they spend the price of a
car to buy a 3-D Printer; and then 3-D print untraceable plastic guns; and to
use those plastic guns to slay policemen; and then liberate the Man’s guns.
Tattoo, a Biker
and a Made Man, questioned Carrot-Top’s intelligence. He proposed that
lathe-milled pipe guns would be safer, cheaper, more powerful and just as
untraceable as some flimsy plastic nerd toy. Tattoo then questioned Carrot-Top’s
sanity. It is too early for cop-killing, he said; instead let us prey upon
lone-wolf survivalists; for they are well-armed but they are alone, and they must
sleep sometime.
Cletus, the Grand
Wizard of the gang, had Carrot-Top immediately executed, on the charge of
dangerous stupidity. Cletus later personally executed Tattoo, on the charge of
dangerous intelligence.
Moral: Extremes
exfoliate.
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