Ahmed Mohamed’s Clock
One
fine day, a high-school freshman brought his clock to school. He showed off his
clock; many admired it, but one teacher got so scared by his clock that she
called the cops. They called his clock a bomb, though they knew that it wasn’t
going to go off. They arrested him anyhow, for reasons obscure even to them.
Why be scared of a clock?
I’ll
tell you why. Whenever I read the above paragraph, my filthy, filthy mind keeps
dropping the letter L from “clock”!
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