Why wouldn’t the jet
fighter pilot cross a black cat’s path?
Too risky.
Why won’t vampires steal
silverware?
That would reflect badly
on them.
Why do imps fly?
Because they take
themselves lightly.
Why do witches always
come in covens?
Because which witch is
which?
Why can’t a ghost testify
in court?
It’s not a material
witness.
Why do skulls grin?
Wait and see.
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