Lincoln and Jackson Swap Parties
Dateline,
Washington DC: In a joint statement,
Andrew Jackson, seventh president, and Abraham Lincoln, sixteenth president,
announced that they have exchanged political parties.
Andrew
Jackson, former Democrat, now a Republican, expressed disgust at the present
Democratic party’s kowtowing towards social-justice-warrior snowflake wimps. He
said that he is proud to join the party of real Americans. Then he donned a
MAGA hat.
Abraham
Lincoln, former Republican, now a Democrat, expressed dismay at the moral and
mental decline of the Republican party. He said that he has faith that truth
and justice will prevail. Then he took a knee while the anthem played.
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