January 6th Trump Piñata Party

        January 6^th Trump Piñata Party

        A modest proposal

 

I propose that, on every January 6^th from now on, people throw a party, starring a Trump piñata, hung by the neck. I'm sure you can order a Trump piñata from a shop in an Hispanic neighborhood.

I propose this ritual:

First recite this poem:

 

 Remember and be wary

The Sixth of January

The treason, sedition, and plot.

I know of no reason

Sedition and treason

Should ever be forgot.

 

Then string up the Trump piñata, and bring out a baseball bat. The partyers get in line, and everyone gets a turn to whack the piñata, until it breaks and spills out candy.

 Good clean fun for the whole family!