Skeevy Boomer Geezer Rant
Kids these days! They aren’t having enough sex! Or drugs! Or rock-n-roll!
When I was a youngling, I had to get off the couch to change the channel! I dialed phone numbers! With a dial!
And what’s this about microaggressions? Microaggressions? Ha! I shrugged off megaton aggressions! They didn’t call us Boomers for nothing! We got blasted to atoms! Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!
*Sigh*... those were the days!
Forgive my japes, dear younglings. You do not understand. You weren’t there, you cannot understand. And I hope, and I pray, to whatever God there be, from the bottom of whatever soul I have, that you never have to understand what I had to understand. Amen!
Don’t ask me to explain it to you. The truth is, I do not remember, but I cannot forget.
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