Dear Mr. Trump:
You want to run again for President in 2020. I write to
warn you that this might not be a good idea.
You see, the number 2020 ends with a zero, and therefore
falls under Tecumseh’s curse; that any president elected on a zero year shall
die in office. Or so the legend says.
The curse’s track record is impressive. Harrison, Lincoln,
Garfield, McKinley, Harding, FDR, JFK. Reagan survived his assassination
attempt, but his mind died. George W Bush also survived, but he wasn’t really
elected in 2000.
So maybe it’s all a coincidence; or maybe the curse is
weakening. But would you play odds
like that?
Yours truly,
a
concerned citizen
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