Tuesday, October 30, 2018

To The Filthy Pig: a restroom note


To The Filthy Pig
Who throws brown paper towels into the urinal:

STOP IT!

          They don’t flush, they don’t dissolve, they clog up the pipe, we lose the use of a urinal…
…. unless someone cursed with conscientiousness (namely, me)…
… reaches into the yellow water, picks up the urine-soaked rag, and carries it (ew! ew! ew! ew! ew! ew!) to the trash can…
… then rushes to the sink, to lather and rinse and lather and rinse.

Thanks for nothing, Filthy Pig!

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