Tymlinol!
TIME TRAVELERS:
DO YOU SUFFER FROM TIME-PARADOX HEADACHES?
THEN BUY TYMLINOL!
Yes, Tymlinol! The headache remedy with a negative onset time! Our patented thiotimoline-based analgesic is chronochemically designed to cure time-paradox headaches... half an hour BEFORE you take the pill!
Just buy a bottle of Tymlinol, and say bye-bye to time-paradox headaches! Tymlinol's retroactive analgesia will cure your time-paradox headaches before they begin; so they'll never have happened at all!
You won't even need to take the pill! Yes, that's right; merely owning a bottle of Tymlinol prevents time-paradox headaches! Don't bother to break the seal! Just buy a bottle, put it on your shelf, and from then on your time-paradox headaches won't even be a thing of the past!
TIME TRAVELERS:
DOES THIS ADVERTISEMENT GIVE YOU A TIME-PARADOX HEADACHE?
THEN BUY TYMLINOL!
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