Wednesday, October 17, 2012

“Acts of God”


             Consider the insurance-agent’s term of art, “act of God”. It manages to offend both atheist and theist, for opposite reasons but to a common end.

             To an atheist, the phrase “act of God” superstitiously blames a natural disaster on an imaginary sky wizard. To a theist, that same phrase blasphemously accuses the Heavenly Father of malice or incompetence. The insurance agent who says “act of God” is neither atheist nor theist, but strategist. His intent is to weasel out of paying on a claim.

             Thus the insurance-agent catchphrase ‘act of God’ is a perfect gem; it condenses all religious thought; for it combines superstition with blasphemy to attain larceny!




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