The Judgement of Sarip; 6 of 6

 Two-Thirds of a Blessing

 

Sarip took Athena’s advice. He found a woman, named Nondol, who was ugly and poor but wise; he gave her Aphrodite’s magic kisses and Hera’s magic gold; and when they quarreled, which was often, he uttered Athena’s magic spell.

Nondol and Sarip wed, and Nondol soon discovered the secret of Sarip’s endless gold. She agreed with Athena’s money-laundering scheme, so they bought a bookstore. It never made a profit, but the world thought it did. His secret remained hidden, except from her.

          Thanks to Nondol’s love, loyalty, and guidance, Sarip lived long and prospered in peace. He started no wars, he provoked no scandals, and he committed no detectable crimes.

Therefore he made no history, so when he died, the world forgot all about him. That is why you have never heard of Sarip; nor have you any proof that my tale is true, or if Sarip ever existed.

          Therefore doubt this tale!