Stringy Riddles
Why did the string theorist cross the road?
To get to the 10th dimension.
When did the string theorist hide from the experimentalist?
At the Big Bang.
Where did the string theorist hide from the experimentalist?
Inside a black hole.
How did the string theorist hide from the experimentalist?
By curling up into a tiny ball.
What are zombies and string theorists looking for?
Braaaaanes.
What did the string theorist give to his sweetheart SUSY?
An even bigger accelerator.
When will the string theorist write a field equation?
Ten
years from now, for thirty years.
How many string theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
10 to the 500th power.
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