The Clever Bankster
(after
Luke 16:1-8)
Once
upon a time, the Martian Overlord said to his Bankster, “I hear that you’ve
been dipping into funds. I demand an audit!”
The Bankster
told himself, “He’s going to fire me. What to do? I’m too stupid for
programming and too sane for politics, so I’d better buy friends.” The Bankster
called in each of the Overlord’s debtors and let each one sign off on a reduced
debt.
When
the Martian Overlord’s spies told him this, he said, “What a clever crook! The
natives are so astute about each other!”
Moral:
Buy
friends now while you’ve still got the dough.
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