Thursday, December 13, 2012

From the Liar: Sunblocks Ranked

        From the Annals of “The National Liar”:

        Sunblocks Ranked

         Ranking types of sunblock, in increasing order of effectiveness:

         rating 0:  A bottle full of chemical goop.
         rating 1:  loose-fitting, cool, all-covering clothes
         rating 2:  shade tree or shade forest
         rating 3:  overcast weather
         rating 4:  a floor, 4 walls, and a ceiling
         rating 5:  winter
         rating 6:  night

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