Public Service Announcement from
the ASPCH:
the Alien Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Humans:
Keep your Saucer Humans in the
Saucer!
When saucer humans are allowed to
wander away from the flying saucer, they are a danger to wildlife and
themselves. Though humans are cute, clever, playful and affectionate companions
in the saucer, outside the saucer they are wild beasts.
We have fitted free-range saucer
humans with recording devices; these show shocking examples of predation,
environmental damage, and self-exposure to dangers unknown to their cute little
human minds.
Wild humans live only about 80
years, a well-fed and well-tended saucer human can live 200. So keep them in
the saucer! Let them look out through the viewscreens, but keep them in! It’s
better for them, and better for you, and better for the other wildlife!
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