Major Credit Cards Honored

           From the Annals of the National Liar

          V2#2 October 31, 1995

 

          Major Credit Cards Honored

 

          Minor Credit Cards Mocked

          Micro Credit Cards Snubbed

          Discredit Cards Denounced

          Mega Credit Cards Worshiped

          Checks Rejected

          IOU’s Persecuted

          Barter Tolerated

          Gold Acknowledged

          Money Accepted