From the Annals of “The National Liar”:
Sunblocks Ranked
Ranking types of sunblock, in increasing order of effectiveness:
rating 0: A bottle full of chemical goop.
rating 1: loose-fitting, cool, all-covering clothes
rating 2: shade tree or shade forest
rating 3: overcast weather
rating 4: a floor, 4 walls, and a ceiling
rating 5: winter
rating 6: night
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