From the backfiles of the National Liar:
Back-File Ends of the World
Every issue of the “National Liar” reports the end of the world. That report is always on the front page, and it is always the second most important story. The National Liar has destroyed the world many different ways; by solar nova, asteroid impact, nuclear war, black hole absorption, and Judgement Day. The end is always sudden and complete; yet it never seems to have any noticeable effect on the average person’s everyday life.
Here are some ends of the world that the National Liar never got around to during its print run:
Lethal Pandemic - Homo Sapiens Extinct
Black Hole - Earth Absorbed
Ecological Collapse - Vertebrates Succumb
Alien Invasion - Mankind Exterminated
Viral Warfare - All Mammals Die
Cthulhu Returns - Sacrifices World
Earth-Moon Collision - Planet Shattered
Global Quake - Continents Sink
Earth Ejected From Solar System
Earth Falls Into Sun
Neutrino Beam Mishap Extinguishes Sun
Big Crunch - Cosmos Implodes
False Vacuum Decays
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